№ 3 ~the Dating Sim meme~

[english_edition_desk]

THE DATING SIM MEME
"I must return to my people with the spoils of war, lay my bloodied sword at the feet of my great king,
and celebrate my conquest of all the lands from here to distant Macedonia!"

Congratulations, you're stuck in a dating sim. Hilarious text options pop up out of thin air after every question
and trigger phrase, and you can't feel creeped out by it. You better choose the right answers or...well you know what will happen.

♥Your character is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responding character will supply a list of two to four options for them to choose from.♥
♥???♥
♥Jam it in? ...or not. It's entirely up to you.♥

Comments

[doingthemistything]

[ > No, let me bum around at home.

You don't know if mom will need help in her shop, and it's better to be safe than sorry.

Though, calling Kariya would be the nice thing to do...

... Nah. If he wants to talk or hang out, he can do the calling.]

[huntersnet]

You roll around at home for a bit when the doorbell rings!

When you look out the window to check who it is, you see a familiar green-haried boy standing outside with a card of some sort. He looks a little nervous and as if he's ready to bolt.

Making him wait a little before you answer will probably be hilarious, but he might also run away.

You should...

> Answer the door right away!
> Wait a little to see what happens.
> Ignore it.

[doingthemistything]

[ > Answer the door right away!

Even if it would be funny, it'd be rude to make him wait.]

Hey, Kariya.

[huntersnet]

He looks surprised that you even answered the door! Kariya stammers and blushes for a good minute before holding out the card for you with his head down.

"T- Thank you! A- Ah this is for you!"

...? He's speaking fast but you can just about understand him. Didn't he already thank you yesterday?

The card looks a little wonky and very handmade, though. Maybe you should take it?

> Take it
> Leave it

[doingthemistything]

[ > Take it, of course!

Gosh, you're not going to be rude about it. Besides, it was really sweet of him to do this.]

[huntersnet]

You take the wonky card and flip it over. Your name's written on it in Kariya's scratchy handwriting, although it is legible rather than its usual scribble.

Kariya is starting to fidget and glances up at you every now and again. You should...

> Open it now!
> Save it for later.
> Throw it in his face.

[doingthemistything]

[ > Open it now!

You're curious, dammit.]

[huntersnet]

It's... a card! A little plain, but it seems like Kariya attempted to draw a... dog? A cat? on the front with a smiley face and some scribbled out words.

Inside he writes very briefly about being thankful that you're there as a friend and some other things that you can't quite make out due to how his handwriting gets worse as you read on.

There's a heart at the end, though and something that looks a little bit like "love you".

By the time you look up Kariya is halfway down the street.

> Chase him.
> Let him go.
> Laugh loud enough for him to hear! Ahaha!

[doingthemistything]

[ > Chase him.

You're not just going to let him run off like that!]

Kariya, wait!

[huntersnet]

He seems to have heard you because he's stopping and turning around, but not lifting his head up from staring at the ground. Is the street really that interesting?

> You can't just run off after giving me something like that!
> Is the ground more interesting to you than I am?
> Coward!

[doingthemistything]

[ > You can't just run off after giving me something like that!]

... Especially not when I want to tell you that I love you, too.

[huntersnet]

"!!!"

Kariya is stunned and looks up immediately. Is it just you, or are his eyes a little wet? Oh well, it's not like he's Shindou, so you choose not to mention it.

"O- Oh. I guess that works out then."

He stands awkwardly and shuffles a little closer. Looks like he's going to need some help.

> Give him a hug.
> Give him a kiss.
> Laugh and tell him you were joking.

[doingthemistything]

[ > Give him a hug.

Gosh, it's not like you're going to kiss right away. It's best to ease into things like this, right?]

[huntersnet]

You give the stunned Kariya a hug and after a while, he returns it. His face is kind of warm compared to the rest of him, though. Had he been standing outside your door for a while?

"~♪"

★ You are now "romantically involved" with Kariya Masaki.
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