№ 3 ~the Dating Sim meme~

[english_edition_desk]

THE DATING SIM MEME
"I must return to my people with the spoils of war, lay my bloodied sword at the feet of my great king,
and celebrate my conquest of all the lands from here to distant Macedonia!"

Congratulations, you're stuck in a dating sim. Hilarious text options pop up out of thin air after every question
and trigger phrase, and you can't feel creeped out by it. You better choose the right answers or...well you know what will happen.

♥Your character is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responding character will supply a list of two to four options for them to choose from.♥
♥???♥
♥Jam it in? ...or not. It's entirely up to you.♥

Comments

Kariya Masaki | Inazuma Eleven Go

[huntersnet]

[doingthemistything]

Oh, it appears that Kirino's in the art room with you.

He's currently painting something with watercolors at a nearby table. It looks like he's really focused on it, too!

> Wait for him to notice you.
> "Figures you'd be the artistic type."
> "You paint?"

Kirino Ranmaru | Inazuma Eleven GO

[doingthemistything]

[huntersnet]

Kariya is in the library! What a rare event...

He seems to be asleep on the desk with a calculus book open next to him. Maybe he was tired enough to think it a pillow?

> Poke him with something sharp
> Take a picture for blackmail
> Both

Itachi Uchiha / Naruto / ota

[itachi_san]

Euphemia li Britannia | Code Geass

[orderslove]

[thederpy_idol]

[ A red-haired young man approaches you. It looks like he is your classmate --- and he sits behind you. He gives a refreshing smile as he introduces himself to you. ]

Hey, I guess we're classmates. I'm Ittoki and welcome to Saotome Gakuen. What's your name?

[ Meet Otoya Ittoki. He is a refreshing type young man who loves music and his guitar. He doesn't really talk about his past so much, but he makes up for it by being honest with his present. ]

Beck | Buffyverse | OTA

[unstablepyro]

Anzu Mazaki || Yugioh || OTA

[apricot_dance]

Shindou Takumi (AU) | Inazuma Eleven Go

[sopranoharmony]

[doingthemistything]

When you enter the flower shop, you're definitely not expecting the sight that greets you.

It's your childhood friend, Kirino, exchanging a few words with an older woman, who you recognize as the owner of the shop, and tying on a dark green apron. After a moment or so, the woman leaves, and Kirino finally notices you.

A-ah, Shindou!

> "I wasn't aware you worked here."
> "A flower shop? Seriously?"
> "..."

Harry Mason | Silent Hill | OTA

[whatsgoingonwiththatradio]

Aerith Gainsborough | Final Fantasy VII | ota

[inflorescent]

Hayami Tsurumasa | Inazuma Eleven GO

[facedesk]

Hamano Kaiji | Inazuma Eleven GO

[naminoripiero]

capricorn shura. saint seiya.

[thefinestknight]

all of the silliness I'm sorry '''orz

[thefinestblade]

Time: Evening
Weather: Warm

First day at the new station is over. Things have gone well. Going out for drinks sounds like a good idea, and so is going home for a shower.

Your phone rings. It is your new partner, El Cid.

> Pick it up because one does not ignore El Cid.
> Ignore it because damnit work's over!
> Make it ring a little longer then pick it up like a true tsundere.

Lovino Vargas / South Italy / Italia Romano || Axis Powers Hetalia || OTA

[mistersimpatia]

[morethanpasta]

As you enter the art room you notice a boy painting a kitten while he is singing a song about pasta and his own uselessness.

> Turn around to leave.
> Ignore him.
> Tell him he's right, he IS useless.

Quake Woman | Mega Man (Archie Comics)

[incapablefeelings]

Cyber-elf X | Mega Man Zero

[yaninacan]

[iamthemessiah]

[Welcome to dokidoki Harem Feels the game! Enjoy your stay--]

[A setting opens up in a large castle, revealing a large bed in the room, gold curtains around it. Laying on the bed is Omega, a bowl of grapes beside him as his eyes are on the hero.]

I've been waiting for you, X. And you're finally mine.

[> "Why me?"]
[> Stare at the floor silently.]
[> "You won't get away with this Omega!"]

BLUE | Pokémon (AU)

[reachforfreedom]

herro

[exileforfreedom]

[The computer lab at the school is usually empty, since everyone has their own laptops anyway. Today, however? There's one person in there, and they're looking just a little unusual. They aren't in the school's uniform, and they have a small laptop hooked up to one of the library computers, using both at once. Their fingers fly expertly over the keys.

> "Who are you?" (varients acceptable)
> "You type really fast..."
> Move on. It's none of your business.]

Megaman X | Megaman X Series | OTA

[maverickhunterx]

[Because his mun is a dating sim fangirl.]

No regrets.

[ownsarestaurant]

[HUNTER'S BASE Omega's Restaurant because this is a dating sims and he totally has one.
Date: 7/5/2XXX

Omega has finally approached your table!
►"Zero? What are you doing here?"
►Ask for the menu.
►"...Zero, why are you wearing an apron?"
►"Zero is this what you do during your off days?"]

RED | Pokémon (AU)

[exileforfreedom]

Omega | Mega Man Zero

[iamthemessiah]

AYUP. You knew this was coming.

[maverickhunterx]

[So, Omega's gotten his intelligence to 70, and his Charisma to 100. I think you know what this means...

...See a young!X unconscious on the ground. What do you do?]


[>Wake him up.]
[>Grope him.]
[>Stab him.]
[>Kidnap him.]

The Eleventh Doctor | Doctor Who | OTA

[icanbuyafez]

Hayabusa Hideki | Inazuma Eleven GO

[onvioletwings]

[conductingstars]

On the way out to the pitch for afternoon practice, you can hear something going on behind the equipment shed -- it sounds like there's a fair amount of laughing going on mixed between murmurs and bangs. It sounds kind of like a party, except your gut is telling you it's not the happy-celebratory party that the word might imply.

> Go to see what's happening.
> Crash the party!! YEAH!!
> Walk by. You're going to be late for practice!

Shindou Takuto (AU) | Inazuma Eleven Go

[conductingstars]

[onvioletwings]

As you pass by the drama club room, someone ends up plowing into you quite on accident.

Ack! Sorry!!

... Wait, that voice sounds familiar. You take a good look at who ran into you and you notice it's... Hayabusa? Certainly not anyone you knew was in the drama club at least.

> "You're in the drama club?"
> "Hayabusa?"
> "Whatever. Don't run into me like that again."

Midorikawa Ryuuko (AU) | Inazuma Eleven Go

[greenteamistress]

[soaringgirl]

As you make your way into the library, you notice you're not alone. There's a familiar blue-haired girl sitting at a table, poring over a few books and a paper. Perhaps she's studying something?

> Greet her.
> Leave her alone. If she's studying, she probably doesn't want to be bothered.

Tohru Adachi | Persona 4

[pitythefool]

[takebow]

[Look, it's a Yukari strolling into the cabbage section.]

> Cabbage first. Screw bitches!
> Screw bitches first! Fuck cabbage!
> Creepy prolonged stare.

John Egbert ll Homestuck ll OTA

[breaththeheir]

John sits at one of the computers in the tech lab. He doesn't look too busy, and one of his books slide off the table and onto the floor without him noticing
>Give him his book
>Ignore it