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№ 3 ~the Dating Sim meme~

THE DATING SIM MEME
"I must return to my people with the spoils of war, lay my bloodied sword at the feet of my great king,
and celebrate my conquest of all the lands from here to distant Macedonia!"

Congratulations, you're stuck in a dating sim. Hilarious text options pop up out of thin air after every question
and trigger phrase, and you can't feel creeped out by it. You better choose the right answers or...well you know what will happen.

♥Your character is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responding character will supply a list of two to four options for them to choose from.♥
♥???♥
♥Jam it in? ...or not. It's entirely up to you.♥

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>> Implode with humiliation.

He reels backward with a shocked yelp, and ends up flailing on his back like an upturned turtle. Before long he forcefully sits up and glares at Feli, the pitch of his voice heightened by the humiliation. "D-damnit! Why did you do that!? Why the hell'd that happen, you idiot!?"

He can't hide the fact that the odd curl sticking up from his hair has twisted into a heart shape.

No, you can't hide that fact and Feliciano happens to notice it. His lips twitch, he gives a choked cough as he tries his hardest to hide his snicker. After a moment, a giggle makes its way past his lips anyway.

"Your hair's cute!" He coos. "And it happened because you kissed me. Ve~!"

> Be annoyed
> Be extremely annoyed
> Don't call me cute!
> Handle it with dignity

>> Handle it with dignity.

As if that will ever happen.

>> Don't call me cute!

"I'm not cute! My hair's not cute, and I didn't kiss you! I just... um.... y... j..." he flails his arms as he tries and fails to come up with an excuse.

"Ve..."

This is a very puzzling situation for Feliciano, he has never encountered a person like Lovino Vargas and it's showing. But he's trying ever so hard to be helpful.

"Maybe you fell on my lips!" he chirps.

> Hmpf!
> Don't be ridiculous
> Yeah, that's it!

>> Yeah, that's it!

"I tripped, damnit!" While sitting? Yes. Exactly. His hands start making crazy signals to illustrate his words and he begins digging his own grave. "It's not like I like you, damnit! I mean, I don't hate, you, but... n-no, wait, I do hate you! Yeah! It's your fault I tripped, you and your stupid adorable smile! I mean, wait, not adorable, stupid! Stupid stupid stupid! I hate you!"

Feli keeps smiling because that seems to be the thing to do after you have been kissed, but trying to make sense of that mix of cute flattery and uncute insults is making his head hurt something awful. He rubs his poor aching temples.

"If you hate me, does that mean you aren't going to kiss me again?" His cheeks flush a brighter red as soon as the words are out. Whoops.

> You're too stupid to live, Feli
> No, no, NOOOO!
> Let's do it and asy we didn't

>> No, no, NOOOO!

Error: Lovi's brain.

>> Let's do it and say we didn't.

"No." but he still leans forward, furrowing his brow as if deactivating a bomb. This kiss is clearly nervous, as if he's truly afraid of getting rejected this time.

How fortunate for him that Feliciano is feeling a little bit nervous as well, though he is feeling far more giddy than nervous. It's funny how Lovino's lips pressing against his makes him feel fluttery all the way down there in his stomach, isn't it?

He reaches out to place a hand lightly on his upper arm as he moves his lips gently against his.

> This is nice
> Panic time

>> This is nice.

Doesn't mean he's not panicking. He's panicking like nobody's business. But he swallows the fear and tries to work on instinct, hoping like hell that helps him. One of his hands nervously seeks out Feli's, just to establish some nervous contact.

He interlaces their fingers and clings tightly to his hand, this is giving him the strength and courage he didn't even know he lacked. The courage to shyly dart out his tongue and just barely touch the tip against Lovino's lips before he loses all courage again. He pulls back ever so slightly and ducks his head, carefully avoiding Lovino's eyes.

> Brain needs to reload.
> Retreat into safe anger.
> Statue time.
> No, not done kissing yet.

>> Brain needs to reload.

Processing... pondering...

>> Brain needs to reload again.

Processing... pondering...

>> No, not done kissing yet.

After his head finishes buffering, he reaches over with his free hand to tilt Feli's chin up, and press another kiss to his lips. This time he hesitantly laps Feli's lips, in a way that isn't quite sexy but he's trying.

Feli laughs happily, he curls his fingers around a fistful of your shirt. He's not letting you go again. His lips purse into a pout against yours as he tries very hard to recall everything he ever heard about kissing. Thinking when his stomach is all butterflies is too hard, though, so he just mimicks your motions clumsily.

He ducks his head again with a sheepish grin. "I've never kissed anyone before."

> Lame, I've kissed all the girls at school!
> Me neither
> Too busy catching fire to talk

>> Lame, I've kissed all the girls at school!

Now isn't the time to dig this hole any fucking deeper, he corrects himself pointedly.

>> Me neither.

"Th... this is my first time too..." he mumbles, leaning backward and tilting his head to watch the ceiling, "F-fuck, and I barely know you... and you're a fucking boy..." his shoulders slump when that clicks. "I'm never living this down, damnit..."

Feliciano's brows knit together, his forehead creases and that pout, that pout is back full force. "Ve... But I wouldn't tell anyone and I won't make fun of you! I kissed you, too!"

His hold on your shirt tightens and he leans in close, finally resting his head on your shoulder. "I don't want to make you sad. If you'd rather pretend it didn't happen..."

> Yes, yes, please!
> Did I mention yet that this is embarrassing?
> Don't be dumb.

>> Yes, yes, please!

Lovino Vargas doesn't beg like that, though.

He grumbles and turns to kiss Feli's cheek. "This never happened, and it's never going to. And after today we don't know either other and we never did. Alright?" in the meantime, though... it can't really hurt to keep this going.

He can neither hide the disappointment nor the hurt, yet he doesn't turn away. "Alright," he sighs. "But if you say it won't have happened tomorrow that means we get today." That said, he leans in to capture your lips in another sweet little kiss. His cheeks are going to be permanently red at this rate.

> Kiss him back
> Hey hey now, I never said that...

>> Hey hey now, I never said that...

...But on the other hand, it doesn't sound that bad either.

"Fine." he sighs into the kiss, but slowly relaxes and closes his eyes to enjoy it.

Feliciano makes a content little noise at the back of his throat as he buries his fingers in your hair, keeping you close.

He pulls back and licks his lips, looking quite dreamy. "I think lunch break's over. Would you like to skip? I want to spend time with you."

> Nope, not interested
> Maybe...
> Yes, let's do it
> Skipping school, but not with you!

>> Maybe...

"...Is anyone going to come in here?" he doubts it's a smart idea to stay here anyway, but he doesn't want to go anywhere public where he might be seen next to this.. idiot.

"There should be no class here in the afternoon, but sometimes students come by to paint on their own like I do!" He rests his head on your shoulder and closes his eyes, feeling content. "I want to go somewhere nice with you... like a date! Would you go on a date with me? I've never been on a real date."

> Splutter helplessly
> No way in hell
> Statue time
> In for a penny, in for a pound...

>> No way in hell.

"Hey, just because I kissed you doesn't mean I'm going to date you." he groans and leans his head against Feli's, "This is just for today. I'm not wasting my first date on you, alright?"

Wrong answer, Lovino. He jerks back, dislodging you, and gives you a wounded look. His bottom lip trembles. "But... I know it's just for today but you don't have to be so mean about it!"

> Well, alright
> Nope, not giving in
> You're annoying

>> You're annoying.

Lovi gives him a degrading look and talks to him as if he's particularly slow in the head, "I'm not dating you. I don't do casual dates, and I don't date boys. The end."

Feli peers at you from underneath his lashes for another long moment, then he turns his face away resolutely. "I see," he says. For all he tries to sound unaffected, his voice trembles.

He picks himself up from the floor to return to his painting.

> Now wait what...
> Fine, go and sulk

>> Now wait what...

"Hey." he huffs and stands up to follow Feli, "What happened to 'we still get today', huh?"

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